Operation Chicago - Phase One



SiSSYmeats
	Operation Chicago Phase One: Introductions & Mech Warriors
	1. Which girl licked chocolate off another girl's chest? 2. Which two girls jumped up on a chair and smacked their asses in the middle of dinner? 3. Who had a fake birthday in order to score a free piece of cake and all the waiters singing to her? 4. Who had a good time, all by herself, in her pod, with no cameras and no Marilyn’s? 5. Who called the chimpanzee man in order to be deflowered? 6. Who got drunk and wander around to find the bathroom for about a half hour? 7. Who was whose trucker bitch for two games? 8. Who stole the biggest flirt title from the other biggest flirt? 9. Who is now is the harem, all harems? 10. Who caressed whose ample bosoms for the waiter in order to score free drinks? 11. Who became addicted to skeet ball? 12. Who lost their hat? 13. Who is a f u c king sharp shooter of the bunch...who was born to shoot people? 14. Who won a cool bouncing head Scooby dog, which she will put in her car to entice truckers on her drive home? 15. Who had the crispy fish tacos, but did not seduced the tacos like she did to her chocolate cake? 16. Who kept hitting trip and henwy in the gonads during the pod game? 17. Who brought the four horsemen of the apocalypse down on whom during the pod game? Possible Answers are: Beef Henwy Mizzougrl Oatmeal Porcheast Sabine Saracasa Tripinthehed - Oatmeal, March 30, 2002




You are here!
	Okay, so the first part of the great Chicago meet of March '02 has just been completed. It was a night full of fish tacos, skeeball, Pokemon stuffed toys, missing toques, kickass robowars (with yours truly coming in THIRD of all of us!), breast-fondling, fake birthdays, lurid photographs, cake-licking, drink spilling, musical chairs, enough laughs to hurt faces, Scooby-head penises, cow urine, and so much more. We had a blast tonight, and photos will be arriving to this board in a couple of days. Meantime, we shall prepare for Operation Chicago - Phase Two "Hot obnoxious girls in a museum." - Beef, March 30, 2002







From Beef's camera	Oatmeal introducing herself to the group, flashing her winning smile, while Sabine looks on and sarascara hides!
	Sabine and sarascara. You know they're thinking something bad.
	porcheast and tripinthehed looking as cute as buttons.
	Oatmeal, tucking her escaping boobs back into their bra.
	They just don't get much more adorable than porchie, do they?
	It starts: Sabine and Oatsie comparing ample cleavage.
	sarascara thinks she's being sneaky, trying to cop a sip of Sabine's alcoholic beverage. Naughty scara. Was this before or after spilling it?
	Cleavage is good for something. Here, it works as quite the lovely flower bud vase.
	trip's thinking of something awfully naughty here.
	mizzou looks longingly at the lovely Oatsie. Little did we know at that point just how longingly...
	Sabs decides it's not a good idea to "save food for later" in her breasts, so she wipes it off seductively.
	Our waiter somehow knew it was mizzougrl's fake birthday! For she's a jolly good feeeeellllloooooow...
	Let the licking commence!
	mizzou demonstrates the fine art of the seduction of chocolate cake.
	The seduction continues...
	She is a vixen...
	"Wait, you got a little on your cheek!"
	This is the crotch of our Mech Warrior instructor.
	trip sure seems to be excited about those, erm, Skeeball prize tickets, doesn't he?
	Sabs has a thing for Beef's fine leopard-print ass. She's secretly desiring to slap it as hard as she possibly can.
	You may think trip's playing a game, but he's really looking at porn.
	Beef's very excited after hitting her fourth straight 50-point shot at Skeeball.
	Sabs couldn't resist grabbing trip's porn-watching ass. Who can blame her?
	An introduction to scarabara's tongue, as porchie and Sabbie undoubtably check out some hot guy.
	Great. More of Beef's ass. Beef and henwy race on motorcycles.
	henwy can't take the antics of all the hawt ladies anymore. He's forced to drastic measures.
	porchy and trip join forces to kill a bunch of already dead guys with plastic brightly colored fake guns!
	Oatsie is mizzou's horn-honking trucker bitch! WOOOOOT!
	Sabbie and scara pretend they're trapped in a rubber life raft. Hilarity ensues.
	Oatsie displays the penis-looking head of mizzou's head-bobbing Scooby Doo prize. She looks all too accustomed to holding detached penises, and darned happy about it, too.
From mizzougrl's camera	trip and porchie undoubtably looking at yet another pic of Sabs sucking on something.
	trip looks like he's enjoying his electric chair waaaaaaaay too much!
From Sabine's camera	Beef and henwy contemplate the fine menu selections.
	mizzou and Beef start the night off right by standing up on the chairs and making spectacles of themselves. They're just lucky they're so darned cute.
	porchie shows off her fine British boobies.
	What ARE they looking at?
	"I sure hope I don't accidentally drop this chocolate cake down my shirt! Whatever would I do?" wonders Oatsie.
	"I'll save you, Oatsie! No sense in letting good cake go to waste!" purrs mizzou.
	"Oh, and it's so good, too," mizzou whispers as she takes her first taste.
	porchie positively glows as she describes her drink.
	It's trip. Come on. It's trip.
	Coming soon to a theater near you: henwy's Angels.
	What you've all been waiting for: LIVE NUDE GIRLS!!
	We TOLD you they were in bed, nekkid!
From sarascara's camera	Take one last look at the infamous toque. It's lost in Chicago forever.
	I think henwy's intimidated by all the beauty at the table.
	Beef threatening to cut off the nuts, Psycho-style, of anyone who grabs her mini-cheeseburgers.
	Bored by porchie's tales, henwy takes a nap.
	trip steps in the electric chair for the fourth time this evening. What a freak!
	Beefi and Sabs are hosers! Look out, boys, they can handle big ones!
	Who knew scara was such a badass?
	Beef fake rides a fake skateboard.

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