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Operation Chicago
Phase Three: Titty Tango™
Vagetarian and Foam Pants

   We're now in the final stages of Phase Three (if Oatmeal would ever climax, we might be able to finish the night). If you thought Phase Two was, er, intense, you've seen nothing yet.
    This evening, spent dining on the finest of Chicago's pizza, was totally out of control.
    Mizzou, further now known as SLUT, found a temporary new boyfriend. She doesn't think Keith is temporary, but she just needs to let him go. She has the memories to keep her warm at night.
    Sabine, further now known as PERV, sucked on more things than anyone ever thought possible. She and SLUT ended up in the women's bathroom with the cameras. We shall see soon what develops. They also had a stint under the table, which shall also be revealed.
    sarascara, or TART, totally spoiled the drinking plans by being underage, but we will forgive her because she insisted on turning us all on incessantly. She also talked a lot. A LOT.
    Beef, otherwise known as C*CK S*CK*NG H*, enjoyed severe beatings at the hands of PERV, and loved every minute. "Nice" my ass. She's also just recently noticed that she'd been deflowered, and had the pleasure of grabbing lots of out-of-state T&A.
    burnout, or SWEET TITS, looked very afraid, but was glad to kickbox with PERV, hoping seriously to get his ass whupped by a girl. He might be spending the night at the Wacker Hotel - ALL ALONE.
    Later, Oatmeal, or TEASE, joined the perversion with SPECIAL K, who showed us his brown nipples (his mother's and father's are both pink). The night further consisted of: Titty Tango™, ass spiders, cast hand boob grabs, flowered cleavage, pointed pyramids (a.k.a. firehydrants), drunken debauchery, being pimped on the street corner by SWEET TITS, speaking in tongues, a near-tongue tryst, IZ U HORNAY?, skittish pussies (and one really friendly one - not to be confused with SLUT), banana deep throat, impersonation of a horny TEASER to a C.L.T., corrupting the youth and things we cannot remember due to PERV's and SLUT's drunkeness (it was catchy).
- SLUT, PERV, TART and COCK SUCKING HO, March 31, 2002
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It's OFFICIAL - We've received word from Oatmeal - PHASE THREE HAS NOW REACHED ITS PEAK. Phase Four, "Boobs, Peeps and the Meaning of Life," may now commence.

Thank you! Good night, ladies and gentlemen!

*PERV, SLUT, TART, and CSH bow and shake it.*

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From Beef's camera Sabine, sarascara, Beef (showing off her ample breast), mizzou and burnout upon their arrival at the infamous Gino's East pizzeria in downtown Chicago. Keith took the photo, in case you wondered.
  mizzou's a lush. She guzzled everyone's alcoholic beverages - ALL AT ONCE.
  burnout, now known as SWEET TITS, wondering what the hell he's gotten himself into.
  Sabs, aka PERV, and her mouth - AGAIN. Now she's getting a lime off.
  The infamous Keith, mizzou's boyfriend for the night.
  Beef and mizzou, or COCK SUCKING HO and SLUT, lick pie...
  scara, hereto known as TART, has never seen cheese before. They don't make cheese in Canadia, apparently.
  Oatmeal, aka TEASE, shouts out the color of her nipples after SPECIAL K inquires.
  "Oh, but SLUT, it seems I've dropped some pepperoni on your chest. Let me get that for you."
  TEASE shows that PERV is not the only one who knows how to suck.
  SLUT and PERV dive under the table for a little action, but Beef catches them on film. It's hard to tell what's going on, but rest assured is was very very naughty!
  Not quite satisfied with the under-the-table privacy, SLUT and PERV take the cameras and run for the ladies room. God only knows what's going on beneath the camera....
  COCK SUCKING HO shows she's also a CRUST SUCKING HO.

 

 SLUT asks COCK SUCKING HO to be her girlfriend, and CSH accepts. They do a ritualistic tongue-dance. It's a shame PERV is so bad with a camera, though!
  SLUT wonders how she can further corrupt the people behind her, and SWEET TITS wonders where the night can go from here.
  Not wanting to be outdone in the sucking department, COCK SUCKING HO shows she can also suck fingers in addition to cocks and pizza crust.
  SWEET TITS never imagined the night would lead them all to the Wacker Hotel.
  The girls get their titties grabbed by some cement-cast hands, and boy do they love it!
  Chicken dance, kickboxing or mating ritual? You decide.
  The toqueless TART ponders life without toque.
From mizzougrl's camera mizzou the lush, once again! Look at her GO!!!
  PERV, TART, COCK SUCKING HO, SLUT AND SWEET TITS share one of the few fairly normal moments of the weekend, as the naughy drawings sit on the table.
  SLUT and her new boyfriend, Keith the Pizza Guy. Don't they look so happy together?
  Keith, smiling as he serves his girlfriend SLUT her pizza. What a guy!
  Sabbie deflowers mizzou. mizzou looks like she's enjoying it!
  Beefi sits on mizzou. mizzou sits on Sabbie. Sabbie sits on a fire-hyrant, and loves it. Oh, and mizzou's dolly's enjoying Beef's crotch.
From sarascara's camera More proof of SLUT's drunken tendancies.
  Once again, ladies and gentlemen, SLUT's boyfriend Keith! Poor boy was tormented relentlessly!
  Don't mess COCK SUCKING HO's lady. She'll get psycho on yo ass!
 
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